Update: Forget about Hil, today America had its first transgender Congressional aide sworn in, Diego Miguel Sanchez, working for Rep. Barney Frank.

Roma Maffia plays “Dr. Liz Cruz”, the outspoken lesbian anesthesiologist who is affectionately referred to as “Lezzy” by Julian McMahon’s character Dr.  Troy. Up until this season, there existed only playful banter between the lifetime lesbian and aging playboy. But, to the disappointment of many lesbos tuning in, much like the new ending of Lez Girls, Liz crosses over in a moment of weakness and allows Dr. Troy to sleep-hump her, which has now led her to question her sexuality.

And then there’s Julia, the center of the show’s love triangle … another tourist. While she is now one of the show’s resident lesbians, the only real homos on Nip Tuck are closet-cases Dr. Troy and Dr. MacNamera.

The question is this: Where are the REAL lesbians we long for in tv land?

Please don’t be offended, don’t take anything we say as a personal attack on L Word fans. We’ve been watching this show just as long as you have, and have hoped every year would be better, only to find disappointment. Don’t take the The L Word talk so seriously, it’s all in good fun. If you can’t laugh at a show like The L Word, what can you laugh at?

Of course this couldn’t be a bad idea. And what is the icing on the cake, you ask? This will be a web series. That’s right ladies, on the internets, as our former president would put so eloquently. Now no offense Leisha Hailey, but your character of Alice, she’s not that good. In fact, I can’t think of any character on television today that I would sit in front of my computer for 30 minutes to watch.

Want more details? There aren’t any. Basically all that Showtime and Illene have revealed is that Alice is going to prison after an open-ended series finale, obviously expecting us to infer that perhaps Alice killed Jenny or at least is taking the wrap for whoever did.

We, however, will not be fooled by Illene’s smoke and mirrors and have our own theory: Alice goes to jail at the end of the season after assaulting one of her idiot co-hosts on her View-like morning show when they applaud the passage of Prop 8. Ridiculous? Maybe, but when in Rome…

Wrong. This show has been nothing but completely unrealistic and terrible for the past five seasons, but fear not, the end is near! As we bring this boring chapter of cable television to a close, we would like to spend the next several weeks celebrating the last episodes of the L Word. We welcome the end of crazy Jenny, saying farewell to Bette “Can’t Keep It In Her Pants” Porter and would gladly prefer not to hear about Shane’s newest hair style.

So here’s to the end, for all of us that have loved to hate this show all these years. For the remainder of the season, you can expect a weekly review of each episode, love them or hate them. Believe us, it’s only because we care. Lesbians deserve a better quality of representation than this.